“Does it come in black?” is a question we utter all too frequently at Dear Darkling, and when it comes to stocking our kitchen, this is no exception. We do not accept colorful plaid dishtowels, Tupperware with bright yellow lids, or dinner plates with tacky patterns. No. We seek out the dark in every aspect of our lives — including our kitchens!

We’ve conjured up some of our favorite creepy kitchenware, from all-black cookware and tombstone cutting boards to Ouija board place mats and skull teaspoons.

Tools & Gadgets

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When we say “all black everything” we really mean “all black everything,” even when it comes to our kitchen tools and gadgets. This all black 15 piece set from KitchenAid will be right at home in a gothy kitchen. Target//$30.99

Cast Iron Cookware

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Quality and all black style comes in cast iron. Plus who doesn’t need a cauldron for their stove top? Or wait. That’s a Dutch oven. But still… Academy//$39.99

Standing Mixer

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This beautiful black KitchenAid standing mixer comes in countless colors including four shades of our very favorite: imperial, matte, caviar, and onyx. Four shades of black?! A darkling dream come true! KitchenAid//$429.99

Utensils

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This jet flatwear place setting has a black satin finish to match the darkest and deepest parts of your soul. Crate & Barrel//$69.95

Cutting Boards

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This memento mori board is inspired by the gravestones of New England and made of solid walnut. PineBoxDesigns//$120

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This dapper coffin board made is of maple and walnut and will surely give some spooky style to any kitchen counter. PineBoxDesigns//$75

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This blood drip board is great for slasher horror movie fans. Warning: it may be a bit difficult to tell if you cut your finger chopping up your neighbor…or we mean, uh, veggies. Mustard//$18.51

Measuring Spoons

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I want your skull… measuring spoons. Amazon//$10.40

Cookie Cutters

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If your cookies are looking a little too sweet, add some spook with these cookie cutters in the shape of witch hats, cats, ghosts, tombstones, and pretty much anything else your darkling heart could desire. sweetestelle//$2.50

Breakfast Molds

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so we recommend starting off with this skull egg mold to get your day off to a perfectly spooky start. Pro tip: these work just as well for pancakes! Fred//$10

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Mornings are tough for day walkers. If you don’t have time to drink any blood, this hard-boiled egg mold can help you get some protein quick. Fred//$7

Tea Sets

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This adorably dainty but deadly tea set is perfect for your next gothic Lolita tea party! AngiolettiDesigns// $145

Tea Spoons

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These skull tea spoons are perfect for stirring sugar or honey into your tea. Charlotte Clark//$6.19

Dinner Plates

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Zazzle is your source for horror-themed dinner plates, with designs ranging from classic monsters to anatomical drawings. Zazzle//prices vary

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Even our cold hearts can’t resist these spooky kewpies. Sourpuss//$12

Mugs

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Drink your coffee and get inspiration for your daily look at the same time from this batty mega-babe. Charlotte Clark//$12-19

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Start your day like the Prince of Darkness and feel like Iron Man when you guzzle coffee out of this mug. Black, of course. Red Temple Prayer//$12.38

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These four things are very relevant to our interests. Gypsy Warrior//$12

Place Mats

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Get ready for your mad monster dinner party with these place mats. Sourpuss//$14

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These place mats are fit for a feast, or a seance. Stuff of the Dead//$22.99

Salt & Pepper Shakers

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The Vampire Salt and Pepper Shakers are love at first bite! Just like salt and pepper, they are inseparable — Dracula’s mouth is magnetized to his dark bride’s neck. Sourpuss//$12

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RIP boring salt shakers! The Tombstone Salt and Pepper Shaker will haunt your kitchen forevermore. Dollskill//$9.60

Cocktails – Shaken not Stirred!

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This Bar Bones Cocktail Shaker is the perfect way to shake up some spirits, plus it comes complete with thirteen dark drink recipes printed right on the glass, with names like the Demonic Daiquiri, Morbid Margarita, Wicked Whiskey Sour, and Killer Cosmopolitan. Fred//$20

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After you shake up a deliciously diabolical drink recipe, you can strain it with the Bar Bones Cocktail Strainer. A matching Bar Bones Cocktail Stirrer and Corkscrew are also available, for all your bar needs. Wacko//$10

Tumblers

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Mars Attacks! and Elvira glasses are perfect way to serve drinks to your guests, whether they are martians or mistresses of the dark. Kreepsville 666//$24

Ice Cube Trays

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Just like Jason sends chills down your spin watching Friday the 13th, he’ll do the same to your drink with these mask shaped ice cubes. Sourpuss//$10

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Add your favorite juice and freeze these Spider Ice Pop Molds for a wicked surprise in your Popsicle. Sourpuss//$8

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The Mr. Bones Dangling Skeleton Ice Tray will keep your drinks frozen to the bones! Sourpuss//$10

Brynna Ashley

Brynna Ashley

Brynna Ashley's obsessions are: makeup, music, magic, and the macabre. She is a full-time makeup artist by day and part-time DJ/blogger by night. Creep on Brynna Ashley's IG here!

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