The Lust List: 5.11.18
The Lust List is a bi-weekly roundup of treasures and trinkets that the Dear Darkling staff has been lusting after. These are our staff picks, real purchases, and deepest darkling desires. Spoiler alert: this edition features a lot of Black Phillip. You’ve been warned.
Black Phillip Funko Pop!
Wouldst thou like to play deliciously? If your friends are anything like ours, your social media was probably flooded with the news of a Funko Pop! Black Phillip. But, seriously, of course we want this! Preorder now through State of Comics//$9.95
Black Phillip Plush
Perhaps you like your Phillips a little more cuddly. In that case, there’s a handmade-to-order version, ready for snuggles at your next coven meeting. Bats in the Belfry Craft//$25.00
Cast Iron Cauldron Stand Set
This mini cauldron set comes with the cauldron, its stand, and your choice of incense. That’s pretty fantastic. Although, sadly, the accessories and cat are not included. Just substitute your own familiar/your new pet Black Phillip! Paletree Arcana//$95.00
Never Trust the Living Cropped Hoodie
If you don’t let me gut out this house, and make it my own, I WILL GO INSANE, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME. Blackcraft Cult//$60.00
Eyeball Hair Comb
Whether you view it as a cat’s eye, dragon’s eye, the evil eye, whatever, you have to admit this eyeball hair comb would look amazing as part of a grand updo. Or just, you know, keeping your hair out of your face at the gym. Blue Rose Creations//$74.98
Devil Uterus Plushie
Because, seriously, sometimes your uterus IS the goddamn devil (and not in a fun, sacrificing your enemies way; in a shitty, painful, sacrificing yourself kind of way). Get this plush uterus and squeeze, or stab, the hell out of it in karmic retribution. Plusheez//$32.84
Edward Scissorhands Makeup Bag
Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies. This bag is one of those necessities for which you will need money. Or PayPal credit. Cora Rose & Co.//$15.00
The Craft Prayer Candles
Goddammit, Last Craft. I already own four of your prayer candles (John Waters, Stevie Nicks, Prince, and Bowie, obviously), and already had about four others on my wishlist, and now you add a full line of our favorite 90s witches?! I call upon the guardians of the watchtowers from every direction to stop me from entering my credit card information. Last Craft Designs//$17.00 each or $68.00 for the set.
Monster Movie Leggings
Keep your friends close and your favorite monsters on your legs. Dressed to Thrill//$42.75
Black Phillip T-Shirt
Check back every other week for the latest trinkets, treasures, and talismans catching our discerning eyes.