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It’s Not a Phase, Mom: Kid’s Clothes for Your Baby Bat

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You’re walking through the aisles of your local big box store, searching through stacks of children’s clothes in sunny yellows and pale blues, suddenly driven to proclaim, “You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… pastels?” We feel you, darkling. Parents with dark hearts know well the struggles to find gear for our mini-monsters that speaks to our aesthetic. Fear not! We’ve put together a list of some of the spookiest must haves for every little goth. Our rules while compiling this list: nothing too costume-y, no tulle or tough material that could cramp a toddler’s ability to cruise, and whenever possible, go for lots and lots of black.

Black Heart Velvet Skater Dress

Image via Baby Teith

Let’s start with something simple. Stretchy and comfortable, this dress is soft, shiny, and oh so moonless-night-toddler-chic. Baby Teith//$42

Striped Jumpsuit

Hell. Yes. After they slip this sleek piece of Tim Burton stripes on, your kid will be more stylish than you – even through the tantrums of their terrifying twos. Miss Lyla Boutique//$34.83

Gothic Sailor Romper

This is not a drill. We’ve finally found what we never knew we needed: a Victorian-style romper covered in creatures of the night. The Little Cloth Shop//$68.32

Beetlejuice Harem Pants

Image via Me and Reekie

We can promise you two things when it comes to these black and white harem pants. One: after your baby bat feels how much room these pants allow, you’ll never get them to wear anything else. Two: once your dearest darkling slips into these these they will no doubt seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. Me and Reekie//$23.00+

Lucy Fur Dress

Sourpuss Clothing’s “Lucy Fur” dress is legendary. When we found out they make it for kids, we shrieked with joy. Sourpuss Clothing//$27

Kids’ Strange and Unusual Lydia Deetz T-shirt

Image via Creepy Cousins

“Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: ‘Live people ignore the strange and unusual.’ I myself am strange and unusual.” Shout out to our girl, Lydia Deetz, for making the world for our little ones all the more dark and stormy. Creepy Cousins//$15

Sparkle Bat Pinafore Set

Image via Art by Arnolds

Who doesn’t love a baby in a pinafore set? Better yet, who doesn’t love a baby’s lil’ diapered bottom being covered by a camp of bloodthirsty batties? Art by Arnolds//$20

Lacy Ghost Romper

Image via VanillaBeanTX

Personally, we’re fans of a single garment making up an entire outfit. Oh the ease, the comfort, the unthinkable haunt! VanillaBeanTX//$22+

Wednesday Girls Cotton Dress

Image via MetalliMonsters

“Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.”

Oh, and don’t forget to accompany your little Lucifer to school wearing this shirt and this shirt only:

Seriously, Mama Morticias, treat yo’selves! Rebel and Reign Co//$32

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About The Author

Liah Paterson is a Queens-based freelance illustrator. She spends her days polishing up her knowledge of occult objects, destroying canvases, and trying to coax her cats into liking her. Her apartment is filled with piles of books, sculptures, and paintings of disembodied hands, and a partner who plays scary video games for her so she can watch them like movies. Find her on Instagram (@atenderwitch) or on her website (

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